Looking for a roommate.

My roommate is moving out about the middle of July. So now I begin the process of finding a new one that won't suck. Oh joy...

1st ad posted on Craigslist. I think it's pretty much spot on...

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$600 Roommate Needed - Mid-July / August 1st (Portage Park)

Early 30's male looking for one roommate. 3 bdrm with private balcony, free W/D on site, dishwasher, and garage. $600 a month plus half of utilities & cable/internet.

• I rarely drink. Rarely doesn't mean Never.
  
• I don't "party". (aka - Not Drug Friendly)
  
• 7 out of 10 think I'm an asshole.
• No late night parties.
• No coke-heads, heroin addicts, or any other druggies.
• You pay rent and bills first. Then go buy your big priced toys.
• Clean up after yourself.
• Occasional late night visitors. Let's not make it a habit.
• Food and drink is there to consume. Replace it if you finish it.
  
• No couples.
• No cats. Small dogs OK.

About 6 - 8 blocks from the Montrose Blue Line stop.

If interested or want more info feel free to reply through the email below.

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I'm sure I'll get a ton of responses.... possibly.